Post by richard on Apr 12, 2006 16:33:57 GMT
i know with all the talk of bird flu ( H5N1 )approaching
one of the first symptom is feeling peckish !
prince Charles had been told by his mother to clear out
the garage as it was a trifle untidy and cluttered.
So he started to move all the royal cars out so as to create some space.
unfortunately as he reversed one of the rolls Royce he ran over one of his mothers beloved corgis ( dog) completely flat !!
horrified , about what mother would say he decided to hide the unfortunate mutts body in a old chest of draws
in the garage ,, whilst rummaging around he disturbed on old lantern and to his surprise out popped a Genie
!!
the Genie spoke to him " i am the genie of the lamp, for your reward in saving me i grant you one wish "
at this point Charlie grabbed the dogs stiff body and trust it towards the genie saying " for gawds sake do something with mothers baby pooch or i am done for !"
the Genie took a long look at the dogs mortal remains
before taking a breath and declaring
" i am sorry this animal is too far from being restored
to its former life , perhaps some other task i could perform ? "
at this point prince Charles reaches into his jacket pocket and produces his wallet , inside he pulls out a picture of his darling wife Camilla , and says in a hushed voice
" this is ones other half Camilla , but i feel she could do with a little pepping up somewhat in the beauty department ie looks "
the genie looks horrified at what he sees in the photo
and declares " let me have another look at that corgi
"
one of the first symptom is feeling peckish !
prince Charles had been told by his mother to clear out
the garage as it was a trifle untidy and cluttered.
So he started to move all the royal cars out so as to create some space.
unfortunately as he reversed one of the rolls Royce he ran over one of his mothers beloved corgis ( dog) completely flat !!
horrified , about what mother would say he decided to hide the unfortunate mutts body in a old chest of draws
in the garage ,, whilst rummaging around he disturbed on old lantern and to his surprise out popped a Genie
!!
the Genie spoke to him " i am the genie of the lamp, for your reward in saving me i grant you one wish "
at this point Charlie grabbed the dogs stiff body and trust it towards the genie saying " for gawds sake do something with mothers baby pooch or i am done for !"
the Genie took a long look at the dogs mortal remains
before taking a breath and declaring
" i am sorry this animal is too far from being restored
to its former life , perhaps some other task i could perform ? "
at this point prince Charles reaches into his jacket pocket and produces his wallet , inside he pulls out a picture of his darling wife Camilla , and says in a hushed voice
" this is ones other half Camilla , but i feel she could do with a little pepping up somewhat in the beauty department ie looks "
the genie looks horrified at what he sees in the photo
and declares " let me have another look at that corgi
"